Tiger Woods Mistresses: Who Do You Love? (Vote!)

(L-R) Rachel Uchitel, Elin Nordegren, Kalika Moquin

The Tiger Woods sex scandal continues to roil with six women now claiming to have slept with the world’s top golfer. Cori Rist, another Manhattan party girl and Mindy Lawton, a Florida greasy spoon manager, are the latest to join the list. They all want to be the next Mrs. Woods. Who deserves the honor?

Vegas party hostesses Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers and Kalika Moquin, and finally Manhattan-Hamptons party girl Rachel Uchitel round out the crowd. The growing list begs the question: How does Tiger’s menagerie measure up?

Other women came out of the woodwork (so to speak) over the weekend, including porn star Holly Sampson. According to various reports, as many as 10 women are now claiming to have had affairs with the stud golfer, who also reportedly prowled the bars and clubs around his Orlando home.

So, how do they stack up against Woods’ stunning Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren? After all, Tiger married her so she has to be considered the gold standard among the women he’s supposedly bedded. By exercising a little pop psychology, the scandal squad also provides some insight into Tiger himself.

After all, you are who you associate with, and when it comes to sex, you exchange more than small talk and casual hellos. As The New York Times‘ Maureen Dowd put it, Tiger should have known to be wary of women who carry 8×10 glossies.

From Top Left: Mindy Lawton, Jamie Jungers, Cori Rist, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel

“Tiger may have been the greatest pro golfer but he was an amateur adulterer. His puffed-up ego led him to leave an electronic trail with a string of buffed and puffed babes,” Dowd acidly wrote.

Not surprisingly, the growing herd in Tiger’s wake bear some startling similarities.

First, they were all clearly targets of opportunity. Woods met them all in bars, nightclubs and other notorious pick-up spots. Five of the six obviously — Lawton being the exception — invested in fake boobs, fake hair and high heels to make themselves more attractive.

Three (counting Elin) were blondes, four were brunettes, and there was not a woman of color among them.

Second, the women were all short on education. None appear to have graduated from college, including Nordegren, a nanny when she met Tiger. In contrast, Woods attended Stanford, one of the best colleges in the nation, although he left after two years to turn pro.

All of the women were singularly lacking in marketable skills outside of the “hospitality” industry and all worked in jobs that maximized their ability to chase celebrities.

They all also shared a certain narcissism and self-delusion, and undoubtedly, subconsciously, low self-esteem. Although the relationship was clearly about sex, all harbored thoughts that Tiger might leave his wife and marry them. And, they all thought they were the only one.

In fact, Uchitel had the audacity to complain when she found out that she was just one of many passing flings. At least she was smart enough to lawyer up and cash in on her relationship, reportedly received seven figures for her confidentiality.

The sometime nightclub VIP hostess has a reputation for aggressively pursuing celebrities and often bragged to her friends about the men she was sleeping with. She also has been linked to “Bones” actor David Boreanaz, Ryan Seacrest and Stephen Dorff .

Tiger has been hounded by mistresses ever since The National Enquirer broke the story about his relationship with Uchitel. It appears that he was sleeping with more than one mistress at a time and would make arrangements for them to meet him as he traveled from tournament to tournament.

So the question is how do Tiger’s flings stack up against Elin? Since they all harbored delusions of becoming the next Mrs. Woods, vote for the mistress that Tiger truly deserves to wed. We’ll publish the results.